Dog Quotations

Dog_quotationsThere is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  ~Ben Williams

Dogs’ lives are too short.  Their only fault, really.  ~Agnes Sligh Turnbull

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.  ~Author Unknown

Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.  ~Corey Ford

The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.  ~Robertson Davies

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.  ~Andy Rooney

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.  ~Jerome K. Jerome

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business.  A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.  ~Robert Brault

Happiness is a warm puppy.  ~Charles M. Schulz

If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.  ~Author Unknown

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.  ~Gene Hill

You think dogs will not be in heaven?  I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.  ~Penny Ward Moser

Labradors are lousy watchdogs.  They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.  ~Norman Strung

In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.  -Edward Abbey

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.  -Robert Benchley

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it’s how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued into the next yard.  –Dave Barry

Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.  -Bill Clinton

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.  -Harry S. Truman